Thursday, July 21, 2011

I'm Now a Pathetic Masturbator!

Hi
Hi again and thanx for visiting!
I haven't posted a lot here recently I'm afraid but I am just too busy masturbating, visiting masturbation groups [see links], or both!

I just wanted to say I am now a Pathetic Masturbator - yes it's true! This means:
1. I would rather masturbate than have sex with another person, and
2. I now consider masturbating, or being involved with masturbation-inducing activities, as much more important than other every day issues which need my attention.
Actually, I have been like this for a while now - it's just that I only recently realised it!
Have fun!

16 comments:

Edginguy said...

Masturbation IS more important than anything else! Work every day to get more and more addicted!

Martin said...

Yeah Edginguy - just finding your comment here, seeing your profile and blog has made me rock hard again. It goes without saying I am masturbating now.

Enrique said...

Ahhh Philip, now I'm masturbating as wild as always, but here, on your blog. My dick is so hard again, even a few minutes ago I enjoyed mi first orgasm today
Philip, masturbating, enjoying it, orgasming after hours of hard masturbation... is the only I want

fred said...

We need more posts. You can masturbate while you blog- it's the only way to do it!

Martin said...

Hey guys, I WOULD be masturbating and posting more, except my penis is now caged so I can't!
Like I wrote elsewhere, I do have these times when I get into cum denial too, and now I found a virtual 'keyholder' to make sure I keep my penis caged!
Don't worry too much, he allows me to jack off now and then :)

Anonymous said...

My penis is leaking precum and I am going to masturbate ... I am also a masturbator now I a senior and it great doing it..

Brangaleno said...

Sometimes, I too want to be a real pathetic little masturbator. I feel like I've been one in training for years. How can I get to your level?

Martin said...

Hey Brangaleno, it's hot to know you want to be a pathetic little masturbator too! That's great! The way to become one is to masturbate whenever you can, multiple times per day, you don't have to always shoot a load, just be playing with your penis, rubbing it, getting it hard etc. If you cum every time, that's cool too.
You are apathetic masturbator when you find you masturbate instead of doing other things, like going out with mates, the pub, the movies, whatever - if you stay at home with your dick in your hands, then you're a pathetic masturbator!
Good luck!

Martin said...

I meant to add that I'm not locked anymore so I can masturbate as often as I like - which I am doing!

Anonymous said...

Hey Martin, love your blog postings. I am also a pathetic masturbator... Cannot have real sex because my cock doesn't get hard. I have had people tell me that I am a jack off which I really am. I am also a porn and popper addict I love looking at pics of muscled guys and jacking off like a crazy pathetic wanker. Wish I could talk you sometime.

Martin said...

Hey anonymous, it's cool to hear from someone else who can't get hard with another person and so has to resort to a life of masturbation in order to get off.
You can always email me!

Scot Snitzer said...

Yeah--me too! I couldn't have said it better. I sit at work al day (IT) and there's nothing to do in between my monitor and me. So, yeah--lots of bathroom breaks.

And thanks for speaking out as you do-it gives the rest of us courage to *just go to work the next day*
*sigh*

Best Regards,

Scot Snitzer, NY

Anonymous said...

Hey--Scott Snitzer, NY here--again, thanks for speaking out about your intimate side.

And yeah--this is what I do at work all day--sometimes I think it ironic that I get paid at the same time;-)

If I had a blog, I would click follow for sure-

And--what gives? Did my last comment publish? I got asked twice for proof!

I will just publish anon then.

Best regards, Scott Snitzer

Martin said...

Thanks for that Scot! Great to know yet another pathetic masturbator is out there jacking off at every given opportunity!
It's great to know that I have encouraged you!

Sorry it took a while for your post to appear. I thought you meant you were asked twice for proof that you're a masturbator! You can post as Scot and let everyone know what you do in the work bathroom!

Anonymous said...

You are not alone. I am also a "pathetic" masturbator in that I far prefer masturbation to intercourse. .

Martin said...

Good to know that Anonymous. Masturbation with your own body is so much more pleasurable than sex with another person.